chocolatesprinklesroyale:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

I am American, and I can honestly say that we don’t use Swiffers for periods.

We use ShamWows.

(Source: moretz-c)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

(Source: rampagedelite)

(Source: crunchier)

(Source: vaerity)

challengerapproaching:

"Can I do a different pose this time?"

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)